We release section: misadventures... because not only glamorous things happen on trips, nor is everything as simple as it seems. And if you add two ducks like us, the chances of something tragic-comical happening increase a lot! Of this first I only advance that has its morbidity ...
We put ourselves in a situation ... Place: village lost in the mountains of Myanmar, God only knows where we were.
What happened (Roberto's version)
I woke up in the heart of the night with a squeeze ... come on that the first Asian weeks were there, pressing the normal course of things, or what translated would be that I was crawling down.
Problem: we were in the house of a family of the town. There was no bathroom, nor was there any toilet paper. But as the last survivor and thanks to see so much Frank de la Jungle I knew what I had to do: "I will not have vater but I have a whole field!".
I escaped from the makeshift bed of blankets and with the agility and grace of a lame elephant I went out in the middle of the night to find a place in the middle of the field and hurried to do what I had to do. I don't know how anyone woke up! Lucky that the leaves of the field helped me in the work ...
The next morning I discovered that a leech had taken advantage of the most opportune moment and I had climbed into the area, example of the underwear. In disgust I told him what happened to Lety, who with incredulous and disgusted face stopped talking to me. Women!
What happened (Lety's version)
Surely he had everything planned. He will have seen it when we took a walk through the town. And of course, his reddish skin caught his attention. Neither squeeze nor na! He waited for me to fall asleep, and without making the slightest noise, he left his bed and his girlfriend to jump into his arms, well technically the very slut has no arms!
Surely they started looking at the stars before everything happened. I'm sure: there was oral sex! It got hooked all night: ok, it was just sex. But can a betrayal like that be forgiven ?!
Trust your leeches! From SAN you have nothing piece of sluts !!!
We must admit that they make a good couple
