DESVENTURAS: THE MONKEY MORON

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Rober's problems with monkeys began in 2010 when on the Phi Phi Islands it occurred to him to look one in the face and make a strange sound with his mouth "UH UH UHHH". The monkey started yelling at him (namely what he said, but they weren't good things for sure) and we had to escape to the water so he wouldn't give us a good bite. Since then Rober is convinced that monkeys are not so cute. And Lety that her boyfriend is a bit moron (it's our new favorite English word!).

But back to the present: the other day, newcomers to Pushkar, Rober was not very well, so I, which devout girlfriend (and especially not to hear the second complain) went up to the restaurant to bring the antidote to all evil : rice, french omelette and coke. Upon my return I found a spooky scene ...

Rober was in front of the window with a scary face, white and trembling (OK, I'm exaggerating a tad but don't criticize me, which is my script) he looked at me and said: "A monkey has got me into the room."

Now imagine the scene, an uncle, with a fever and a tummy ache in bed, hears a noise coming from the window, slowly turns around thinking it's the wind ... and ZAS! An old green monkey is spying on you, and you want to get in your bed! Luckily Rober was quick and looked him in the face again, but this time with a staring and evil look and without blinking he shouted "Fsssss out!" The monkey hesitated a moment before escaping scared ... we knew nothing more about him.

What happened to that voyeurist primate? Having no photo we had to go to an identikit as close to reality, and the result has been this ... so you know: watch the old green monkeys!

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