ROSIE & GOGO

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Gogo and Rosie have been our roommates for 5 weeks. We had planned to make a post where to tell you a little about them, but we thought that they better present themselves ...

- GOGO -

Hello, my name is Gogo, I am a very pretty white and black cat. Although I do not appear, I have 20 añacos. I become blind and deaf, in this way I can go to my roll without anyone bothering me. I sleep 20 hours a day, the other 4 I use for various things like:

Wake up Rober and Lety jumping on the bed and walking on his back.
Whining asking for food.
Drink liters and liters of water from a glass placed on the sofa.
Piss unlikely amounts, so much so that on the first day my housesitters believed that it was the dog that had pissed in the newspapers. And the bitch is 10 times bigger than me! Jiji
Shit, to be able to be in the shower. Sometimes my housesitters stare at me and take pictures, I go blind and follow my own. Oh what to see what weirdos are ...
Jump on the couch when Rober and Lety are there (and try to eat their food, which is much tastier than mine).
Stay hooked on the blanket of the sofa and when they try to free me I take out all the threads ... you'll see when my owners come to me, they throw them off! Jiji
Go crazy when I hear the sound of my favorite gastuna food. Although I run the risk of discovering that, in reality, I see and hear as when I was 15 years old.
Put eyes like the shreak cat to win mimito sessions.
Sometimes I hide behind the television, which is where it gets longest.
When I walk around the room I tease the dog and pretend to bump into her. Jiji, you should see the face it puts on!
I like to bite and scratch for pleasure. Rober and Lety have left with a few marks on their hands, so they will remind me for a long time.

Let's see when these two get caught and leave me alone!

- ROSIE -

Hi, I'm Rosie, I'm a very big black dog. Well, I start having a little ball but at least I'm not 20 years old like the old woman in the cat. I am very sociable, although a bit capricious. I have a pink freckle on my nose, like Rober, jojo. The things I like are:

Eat. It is what I like most in the world, especially if I can steal the cat's food without Rober and Lety seeing me (and if they yell at me to get away from the cat crocantitos I make as if I did not hear them and continue eating. I have left face of "ah joe is that I did not know it was not my food"). Ah also as beef, chicken and possum. Now you understand why I prefer the cat's.
Scratch my back. I lie with my belly up and scratch my back. Sometimes I forget to turn around and I stay like this for minutes thinking about the cat's food.
Win prizes And I don't talk about medals, that's disgusting. I talk about the dry meat bars they give me when I do something right. Almost better than cat food!
Eat poop It is not my fault, it is my weakness (I have seen a program on TV of people who eat pieces of heat and talcum powder, so do not look at me so there are worse people). Sometimes, when we go for a walk and I see a poop, I wait for my owners not to look at me and I eat it! Last time I vomited 3 times, although I don't care. If I can continue eating them.
I do not like the car. Whenever we ride I get hysterical. More than Lety before the rule. And that is a lot to say.
Nor do I like to be touched by the sobaquitos. Make me all the pampering you want, massages and pranks, but not sabacos. They are mine and only mine.
I like to get attention. Whenever I see that my housesitters give mimitos to the cat I start to puff so they remember that I am there too. Then they realize and give me caresses.
To play. I love to play, whenever they sit on the couch I start to play dumb so that they, more dumb than me, come and play with me. Many times I approach their asses, they believe that it is the part that I like to be caressed the most, but in reality I am farting them in the face, jojo.
Bite my tail. I don't know why but it seems that Rober and Lety are very funny, so sometimes I bite her.
Sleep with them This better we do not tell my true owners when they return but one night of rain Rober and Lety have let me sleep inside the house. It was very windy and it was raining to sing to you, and I went to his room during the night. I think they saw me, but they didn't tell me anything. Since then they always let me go with them, good!
Give surprises If Rober and Lety are going to pee and they forget not to close the door: zas I slam in and scare them. Then I sit on the floor and look at them. They do the same to me huh… not a second of intimacy!
Sit on the couch. But do not climb huh, just put your bottom on the couch, like people. Although it is not very comfortable, I endure a few minutes and then lie on the floor.
Take walks: I love it, I love it, I love it! Whenever we go for a walk I am so happy that I can't stop biting the belt. My housesitters do not understand why but it is my happiness ritual.
Shit. Hey who doesn't like it. Sometimes I drop smart bulbs on the biggest drop near home. When I do it, I can't stand it anymore, if not, I carefully choose a place (preferably with a view of the sea) and do my holy things.
The mimes. It's what I like the most, rather than eating the cat's food even: when they caress me, they play with me, they speak to me in a strange voice and laugh with me I am the happiest dog in the world.

I think I'm going to miss those two, although I think they are going to do it even more, because it's two days that they keep telling me ...