WHY TRAVELERS LEAVE THE BIGOTE

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Something strange happens to travelers (men fortunately!): After a few days of travel it seems that they develop a rare repulsion to the blade and the beard and mustache begin to sprout considerably on the faces that, until a few weeks before, They were unpolluted and soft, which baby ass.

But why do our backpacks decide to join the cousin's fashion That of the Adams Family, bigfoot, Chewbacca and the Yogi bear?

Here the reasons why I think Rober (and other backpacks) grow a beard / mustache:

COMFORT

The truth is that shave every day (or every certain day) has to be a kick. Especially if you do not do it for pleasure (for example you have to look like a good person in the job and not the last survivor), so, now that on the trip there is no old ball bouncer that is scandalized if a young man with a beard for 2 days weeks months attends to him, travelers take advantage and pass the blade olympically.

CHALLENGE LIMITS

If I were a man I would like to know “How far my beard can go”. The trip is a perfect time to experience the strength, initiative and limits of our facial hairs.

TO EXPERIENCE

Our friend knows a lot about this Jordi, what in Sri Lanka, he launched the “machete” fashion (Ok, we force him a little). It would not surprise us that now all the inhabitants of Haputale wear the mustache like this.

FREEDOM

I can understand For the first time you feel free in your life and who are you to stop the course of life, cutting off the "pelamen" that Mother Nature gave you?

FEEL MORE

That then you will tell me how macho you feel if I don't let you even get close, that every time you kiss me it seems to me to be the hedgehog's girlfriend. But well, it seems that the more hair you have the more macho you are. Come now! Put on a golden chain of kilo and a half, let your chest hair grow (or stick) and if you want to start calling yourself "godfather".

And in this investigation I realized that I was missing Rober's direct testimony and I asked "Why are you letting your mustache grow?"To what releases me: because I get out of the cipote. ”If that Sometimes, things are simpler than they seem!

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