9 THINGS YOU DON'T DO (LETY)

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Regi of travel magnets challenged us to tell “9 things we do not know how to do” and as I am the sea of ​​ducks I assure you that it has not been difficult to find my 9 weak points… (Rober's post will come in a few days).

Here they go:

1 DON'T KNOW NOT TO OBSESS ME
I'm an obsessed (not obese eh, that too but this is another issue). It happens a little with everything I like, example:
- I hear a beautiful song on the radio = I have to listen to it 458 times a day,
- I try a new meal that I love = I eat it for days in a row,
- I start a new series = I just saw it in 2 days,
- I find a new cool blog = I read everything in a few days.
Come on, I'm an exaggeration of life! Of course, what usually happens next is that I get tired and leave it.

2 DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE AN OPENER
I tried. My parents before and Rober later explained it to me with so much practice but my brain has to have a deep injury in the area responsible for the can opener: I don't understand how it works, I don't know where to put the wheel, I don't know where I have to cut (with how easy it is to give orders to another to do it!). It's not that I'm dumb, there are a lot of things I catch on the first huh, but the easy openers have helped me a lot in this life!

3 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WATER AS A NORMAL PERSON
It costs me a lot to get into the water: it will always be cold for me, always!
I have two techniques:
- throw myself into a bomb (I suffer a lot in a short time)
- bathe a little at a time (I suffer a little in a long time)
Normally I choose the second one and I always go to the sea about 15 minutes before Rober so that when I arrive at least the water reaches my belly!

is that the water is very cold copon!

4 I DON'T KNOW
At 18 I went from taking my card (with how easy it is to give orders to another to do it 2.0!) And that was an act of love towards humanity: it is the small grain of sand that I decide to contribute so that the world is a much happier and safer place but it is not the only reason why I do not drive:
- The main thing is that I never go out without having to drink because I have to drive (it may be one of the reasons why I don't have many friends)
- I can't remember if the throttle is on the left or on the right
- and the marches? What are the marches?
- and the offside? What is ... ah, that's not something else!

5 DON'T LIVE WITHOUT COCA COLA
It is my weakness, my Achilles heel, my half orange tail. I love coke and I know it is very bad but it is to think about it and I feel like its sparkling bubbles and its fresh and delicious taste. I am even happy to have coca cola eyes.

6 I DON'T KNOW IN PUBLIC PLACES
Well no: I carry it fatal. While I'm there with something that is to leave I always notice that there is someone who is to enter (through the door huh!) Very bad! I do not feel comfortable, I do not feel safe ... what I feel is unhappy and before or after, uncomfortable and insecure touches me!

I would like to be like this ...

7 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
The poop we saw that yes. But I can not stand writing this nursery on the blog ... I have no filters, I have always been very responsive and loose everything I think ... in good and evil. I am argumentative, lawyer of lost causes, for me all is a matter of principle and I do not know how to count to 10. Not even 3.

8 I DON'T KNOW CENTIMO
In fact I just searched it on google. In Italian we say “centesimo” and centimo should be the easiest for me, but no: I call it penny or penny, I don't get the word centimo.

9 I DON'T KNOW LIVING WITH COCKROACHES
I do not like. They are small and unpredictable. Once I was in the bathroom (my bathroom, so I wasn't having any problems) when I saw her: a damn spoon that was looking at me. As soon as we crossed our eyes the very jodia became nervous and began to run all over the floor (my feet included, luckily I had socks, I, not the spoon). In response I started jumping in the bathroom screaming and turning red strawberry of huelva. I threw the shoes (Rober, obviously I'm not going to ruin mine) but the bastard was fast so I caught the first thing I had on hand and threw it: the botequin with all medications. I seemed to have caught her, in the end ibopruphene was going to help me at once! It was the day we were going to spend Christmas at Rober's house. I spent two weeks, between one carol and another, thinking of the crushed spoon under the medicine cabinet.
When I returned, I stayed outside while Rober picked up his slippers scattered across the war field and discovered that the spoon or shadow ... where will the puff go? And why do I keep buying ibopruphene?

To kill a spoon you need a flying dinosaur ... to know before!

So far my 9 things that I don't know how to do, now it's time to pass the witness to 3 other bloggers ... I know they won't let me down! Here they go:

Lucia and Rubén of something to remember
Matias of an incredible journey
Bere of no fixed destination

Thanks Regi for the nomination 🙂 Before or after we go to eat a chocolate ice cream together and end up as a joker! 🙂

BONUS TRACK: I DON'T KNOW NOT TO BITE THE STRAWS THAT HAPPENS ??
(hence the photo of the beginning)

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