But today we will talk about that category of person to whom Valentine falls worse than those who do not know what the hell to give his partner to be satisfied and stop suffering from headache / back / rheumatism / arthritis / narcolexia at night February 14 ... the bachelor.
VERSION MAN
1- No one touches you the balls, nor does it ask you to explain the offside rule for the tenth time.
2 - No one judges you if after eating 5 donuts with nutella you go to the kitchen to make a paste of garlic, oil and chilli.
3 - Nobody makes the cobra after having eaten the garlic paste, oil and chilli.
4- No one steals your sheets or touches you with cold feet in the middle of the night.
5- You can throw all the farts you want without hearing an annoying voice that calls you 'marrano'.
6- You will not find one hundred and five cream jars, shampoo, conditioner, hair mask, body cream, anti-aging cream ... every time you enter the shower.
7- You will not find long hairs that cling with a supernatural force to the shower drain, causing jams day and day too.
8- You do not have to take part in Sunday meals in the house of possible in-laws who look at you as if your perfect little daughter had made the worst mistake of her life.
9- You will be the sole and total owner of the television control.
10- You can look at all the good aunts who pass through the street without feeling two eyes that seem to advance World War III.
VERSION WOMAN
1- You can go around the house in flesh-colored panties without worrying about cellulite or having to look like a supermodel since you just got out of bed, soap and water beauty effect.
2- Nobody lifts you in the middle of the night with a hard cucumber between your legs and you can continue sleeping like an angel your 8 hours a day.
3- You can spend hours and hours in your favorite store without a heavy one about to commit suicide that reminds you that you already spent half a salary on clothes and makeup.
4- After years of false blue princes, you realize that, until the saint arrives to decide to put up with you as you are, it is better to be a Wonder Woman than a Pretty Woman.
5- You can paint your eyes with a smokey effect without a bitter man who does not stop farting telling you that you look like a panda.
6- Suddenly you do not suffer from headache / back pain / rheumatism / arthritis / narcolexia.
7- You can see all the chapters of Grey's Anatomy without a male voice saying 'in the end it dies'.
8- No one judges you if after eating 5 donuts with nutella you go to the kitchen to make a paste of garlic, oil and chilli.
9- You can throw all the farts you want without hearing an annoying voice that says that these things the 'ladies' do not do them.
10- You realize that more important than having a boy who loves you, you have to love yourself!
